West Wonderland came up with a total of 25 excuses, but I'm going to shorten that list and allow only the cream of the crop to be enlisted here. By using these excuses, you're sure to disguise your inability to play, and never lose a lb of urban respect from fellow gamers.
8th : "Okay... Now I'm ready to start trying!..."
7th : "That character is broken! This game is stupid!..."
6th: "You're lucky I'm not using my pad."
5th : "lag spikes"
4th : "Ok, off the phone now."
3rd : "BS"
2nd : "WTF!!! I Jumped!!!..."
1st place/Best excuse : "It's the pr0n, I tell ya."
To see the full 25 excuses list, head to West Wonderland's forum
uh, 1st place is missing?
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